1 00:00:03,404 --> 00:00:05,273 Sure I don't look Ridiculous? 2 00:00:11,112 --> 00:00:12,480 You look great. 3 00:00:12,513 --> 00:00:14,382 Besides, You can't be picky 4 00:00:14,415 --> 00:00:16,217 If you're gonna make me do All the shopping last-minute. 5 00:00:16,250 --> 00:00:19,220 And big bear definitely has Cellular service 6 00:00:19,253 --> 00:00:21,822 It's not the tundra. It's two hours away. 7 00:00:21,855 --> 00:00:24,058 Besides, with our ski packages, We're gonna be so busy, 8 00:00:24,092 --> 00:00:25,926 We might actually forget About work for a while. 9 00:00:27,295 --> 00:00:28,729 D.D.A. Hobbs, You remember... 10 00:00:30,231 --> 00:00:33,267 ...Chief johnson, And this is her husband, 11 00:00:33,301 --> 00:00:35,803 Fbi special agent Fritz howard. 12 00:00:35,836 --> 00:00:39,340 Uh, sorry to... Interrupt. 13 00:00:39,373 --> 00:00:41,375 I just wanted to make sure You're all set for monday. 14 00:00:43,911 --> 00:00:45,879 On the oxy lab case. 15 00:00:45,913 --> 00:00:48,549 Oxy lab. Yes, of course. 16 00:00:48,582 --> 00:00:50,218 All set. 17 00:00:50,251 --> 00:00:51,485 Uh... 18 00:00:51,519 --> 00:00:53,721 What time on monday? 19 00:00:53,754 --> 00:00:55,356 The trial starts At 9:00 a.M. 20 00:00:55,389 --> 00:00:57,391 Trial. Right. 21 00:01:00,561 --> 00:01:02,596 So I'll see you In court. 22 00:01:02,630 --> 00:01:04,665 Yes, you will -- Bright-eyed and bushy-tailed. 23 00:01:10,070 --> 00:01:11,972 You have no idea what she was Talking about, do you? 24 00:01:13,341 --> 00:01:14,575 No. 25 00:01:18,279 --> 00:01:20,281 Oxy lab used to handle Some toxicology tests 26 00:01:20,314 --> 00:01:21,915 For the city. 27 00:01:21,949 --> 00:01:24,985 Unfortunately, the lab was Discredited nine months ago. 28 00:01:25,018 --> 00:01:27,521 Okay. I read about that. 29 00:01:27,555 --> 00:01:31,359 And 42 verdicts were overturned, Most of them d.U.I.S, 30 00:01:31,392 --> 00:01:33,794 But one of them Was a murder, 31 00:01:33,827 --> 00:01:36,397 Which, for the last Several weeks, 32 00:01:36,430 --> 00:01:38,699 Has belonged To major crimes. 33 00:01:38,732 --> 00:01:40,701 You're kidding me! What murder? 34 00:01:44,905 --> 00:01:46,374 Okay, seven years ago, 35 00:01:46,407 --> 00:01:49,210 A woman named doris osgood Impersonated a nurse 36 00:01:49,243 --> 00:01:51,111 For some rich banker With terminal cancer. 37 00:01:51,145 --> 00:01:52,913 Now, she robbed The guy blind. 38 00:01:52,946 --> 00:01:55,883 Then she killed him With an overdose of morphine. 39 00:01:55,916 --> 00:01:58,186 Tox results from the old guy's Blood were thrown out 40 00:01:58,219 --> 00:02:00,821 As evidence when oxy lab Was discredited. 41 00:02:00,854 --> 00:02:02,990 A-and this goes to trial On monday? 42 00:02:03,023 --> 00:02:04,658 Commander, When were you planning 43 00:02:04,692 --> 00:02:06,327 On telling me about this? 44 00:02:06,360 --> 00:02:08,929 Chief, I handed the murder over To major crimes a month ago. 45 00:02:08,962 --> 00:02:09,997 To whom? 46 00:02:12,132 --> 00:02:14,335 Chief, I didn't want To burden you. 47 00:02:14,368 --> 00:02:16,337 Uh, it's an old case I worked With my ex-partner, 48 00:02:16,370 --> 00:02:18,206 George andrews. 49 00:02:18,239 --> 00:02:20,441 Great cop -- Retired way too young. 50 00:02:20,474 --> 00:02:23,110 Anyway, I'm -- I'm picking him Up at the train station. 51 00:02:23,143 --> 00:02:25,479 And you're all ready for the Trial on monday, lieutenant? 52 00:02:25,513 --> 00:02:26,847 100%. 53 00:02:26,880 --> 00:02:29,183 See, george got this Spontaneous confession 54 00:02:29,217 --> 00:02:30,484 From this fake nurse. 55 00:02:30,518 --> 00:02:32,253 I mean, She told him everything, 56 00:02:32,286 --> 00:02:33,821 Including how she overdosed The guy 57 00:02:33,854 --> 00:02:36,657 She was caring for On morphine. 58 00:02:36,690 --> 00:02:38,659 All we have to do is put george On the stand. 59 00:02:38,692 --> 00:02:40,528 And doris osgood Will be back in prison 60 00:02:40,561 --> 00:02:41,595 For the rest of her life. 61 00:02:41,629 --> 00:02:42,663 And we can go To big bear. 62 00:02:42,696 --> 00:02:44,765 Yes, please, go! 63 00:02:44,798 --> 00:02:46,267 I mean, chief, really, 64 00:02:46,300 --> 00:02:49,937 When have I ever Steered you wrong, hmm? 65 00:02:52,806 --> 00:02:54,408 I think I should wait, 66 00:02:54,442 --> 00:02:56,109 A-and meet This detective andrews, 67 00:02:56,143 --> 00:02:57,978 Just -- just to go over His testimony. 68 00:02:58,011 --> 00:03:00,047 Honey, You and I will go to lunch, 69 00:03:00,080 --> 00:03:01,682 And then we'll come back, 70 00:03:01,715 --> 00:03:03,984 And then we'll drive up To the cabin, okay? 71 00:03:08,956 --> 00:03:12,293 Provenza: The guy's death certificate Said "Natural causes." 72 00:03:12,326 --> 00:03:14,528 And it was only Because osgood tried to fence 73 00:03:14,562 --> 00:03:16,096 That stupid painting -- 74 00:03:16,129 --> 00:03:17,598 The chagall. I know. I remember. 75 00:03:19,166 --> 00:03:20,868 If it hadn't been For that boneheaded move, 76 00:03:20,901 --> 00:03:22,336 George and I Might never have found -- 77 00:03:22,370 --> 00:03:24,372 Found her. I know. 78 00:03:24,405 --> 00:03:25,873 And that confession -- 79 00:03:25,906 --> 00:03:29,310 One of the greatest moments In l.A.P.D. History. 80 00:03:29,343 --> 00:03:32,580 George seduced That osgood woman into -- 81 00:03:32,613 --> 00:03:34,682 Into giving up everything! 82 00:03:34,715 --> 00:03:37,285 Oh, yeah. Yeah. 83 00:03:37,318 --> 00:03:41,855 George andrews was the best Partner a cop could ask for, 84 00:03:41,889 --> 00:03:44,057 Hands down. 85 00:03:44,091 --> 00:03:45,559 Really? 86 00:03:45,593 --> 00:03:46,694 Thanks. 87 00:03:46,727 --> 00:03:48,228 Hey! 88 00:03:48,262 --> 00:03:49,897 Hey, why don't you come out With us tonight, huh? 89 00:03:49,930 --> 00:03:53,100 We'll have some drinks, Maybe, uh, find some ladies. 90 00:03:53,133 --> 00:03:54,902 That's all right, casanova. Calm down. 91 00:03:54,935 --> 00:03:56,404 All right. 92 00:03:56,437 --> 00:03:57,938 If you don't want to go, That's fine. 93 00:03:58,972 --> 00:04:00,741 Myself, I've -- 94 00:04:00,774 --> 00:04:02,242 I've been feeling A little lonely lately. 95 00:04:03,944 --> 00:04:07,715 But there is no shortage Of women when george is around. 96 00:04:09,049 --> 00:04:11,151 Man: guess who, old man. 97 00:04:11,184 --> 00:04:14,855 George, my man! It is -- 98 00:04:14,888 --> 00:04:16,857 It's "Georgette" now! 99 00:04:25,132 --> 00:04:27,335 Do you believe the balls On this guy, flynn? 100 00:04:30,070 --> 00:04:32,540 Um, I don't think... I -- uh... 101 00:04:32,573 --> 00:04:33,774 Oh, it's a joke! 102 00:04:33,807 --> 00:04:36,577 Go ahead. 103 00:04:36,610 --> 00:04:38,312 Tell him it's a joke, George. 104 00:04:39,447 --> 00:04:40,981 It's not a joke. 105 00:04:41,014 --> 00:04:43,317 George... 106 00:04:43,351 --> 00:04:47,154 This, uh... 107 00:04:47,187 --> 00:04:49,690 It's the real me... Finally. 108 00:05:04,071 --> 00:05:05,706 Hobbs: we have A huge problem here. 109 00:05:05,739 --> 00:05:10,010 Yeah, about a size 44d. 110 00:05:10,043 --> 00:05:12,846 Lieutenant provenza, How did this happen? 111 00:05:12,880 --> 00:05:14,848 Well, I assume a scalpel Was involved. 112 00:05:14,882 --> 00:05:17,150 Uh, chief, In -- in here. 113 00:05:17,184 --> 00:05:19,052 Oh! Did everything go okay With detective andrews 114 00:05:19,086 --> 00:05:21,422 At the train station? 115 00:05:21,455 --> 00:05:26,026 Well, actually, Uh, as it turns out, chief, 116 00:05:26,059 --> 00:05:27,361 He isn't exactly... 117 00:05:27,395 --> 00:05:29,129 Available. 118 00:05:29,162 --> 00:05:31,899 Well, At least not all of him. Shut up, flynn. 119 00:05:31,932 --> 00:05:35,102 I-I-I know That I told you 120 00:05:35,135 --> 00:05:37,505 I would handle everything, And... 121 00:05:40,808 --> 00:05:42,943 That's detective andrews? It is. 122 00:05:42,976 --> 00:05:44,177 Oh, for heaven's sakes. 123 00:05:44,211 --> 00:05:45,413 Heaven had nothing to do With this. 124 00:05:45,446 --> 00:05:47,247 Wait a minute. 125 00:05:47,280 --> 00:05:50,150 Is it just the dress, Or did he, you know, Go al the way? 126 00:05:50,183 --> 00:05:52,753 Oh, yeah, He's a real lady. 127 00:05:52,786 --> 00:05:54,755 And I can't put detective Andrews on the stand like that. 128 00:05:54,788 --> 00:05:56,189 Brenda: why not? 129 00:05:56,223 --> 00:05:58,158 We need her testimony, Not her testicles. 130 00:05:58,191 --> 00:06:00,127 All osgood's lawyers Need to say 131 00:06:00,160 --> 00:06:02,295 Is that if andrews was confused About his gender, 132 00:06:02,329 --> 00:06:05,399 Maybe he was also confused About what osgood told him. 133 00:06:05,433 --> 00:06:07,200 Hobbs is right. It goes to credibility. 134 00:06:07,234 --> 00:06:09,302 But...Detective andrews Is the only person 135 00:06:09,336 --> 00:06:10,904 Who can testify 136 00:06:10,938 --> 00:06:13,273 To osgood's spontaneous And unrecorded confession. 137 00:06:13,306 --> 00:06:14,842 Without that -- 138 00:06:14,875 --> 00:06:16,577 Look, if we were trying This case in santa monica, 139 00:06:16,610 --> 00:06:18,579 I'd say, "Roll the dice," But we're not. 140 00:06:18,612 --> 00:06:19,747 We're in the north valley On this one. 141 00:06:19,780 --> 00:06:21,081 The jury there Will never see 142 00:06:21,114 --> 00:06:23,417 Past detective andrews' Makeup. 143 00:06:23,451 --> 00:06:26,219 And osgood's son has Hired some of the best Defense attorneys around. 144 00:06:26,253 --> 00:06:28,055 So you're just gonna let A murderer go free? 145 00:06:28,088 --> 00:06:29,657 Well, I believe the thought was 146 00:06:29,690 --> 00:06:31,492 That maybe we should try To get george 147 00:06:31,525 --> 00:06:33,260 To take the stand As a man. 148 00:06:33,293 --> 00:06:34,462 Pope: right. 149 00:06:34,495 --> 00:06:36,296 And since this is Your case... 150 00:06:36,329 --> 00:06:37,631 You want me 151 00:06:37,665 --> 00:06:39,767 To talk detective andrews Out of his dress? 152 00:06:39,800 --> 00:06:42,069 I've never even met him -- Her. 153 00:06:42,102 --> 00:06:44,371 That's why lieutenant provenza Will accompany you. 154 00:06:44,404 --> 00:06:46,507 Buzz, you got any duct tape In here? 155 00:06:46,540 --> 00:06:47,875 Yeah, the second drawer Of that cabinet. 156 00:06:49,176 --> 00:06:50,844 The sooner You convince andrews, 157 00:06:50,878 --> 00:06:52,580 The sooner we head To the hills. 158 00:06:58,552 --> 00:07:01,555 All right, everyone, Get busy! 159 00:07:01,589 --> 00:07:03,356 This is not a zoo -- I mean it. 160 00:07:03,390 --> 00:07:06,426 Unh, unh! Sanchez, not a word. 161 00:07:09,396 --> 00:07:11,364 Detective andrews... 162 00:07:11,398 --> 00:07:14,535 I'm deputy chief Brenda leigh johnson. 163 00:07:14,568 --> 00:07:16,403 It is such a pleasure To meet you. 164 00:07:16,436 --> 00:07:18,138 Oh, well, The pleasure is mine. 165 00:07:18,171 --> 00:07:19,406 I love your parka. 166 00:07:19,439 --> 00:07:21,374 Oh. Oh, thank you. 167 00:07:21,408 --> 00:07:22,776 It's for...Skiing. 168 00:07:22,810 --> 00:07:25,278 Hmm. Anyway, um, welcome back. 169 00:07:25,312 --> 00:07:27,147 Oh. That's nice of you To say. 170 00:07:27,180 --> 00:07:29,249 And I guess I should apologize 171 00:07:29,282 --> 00:07:30,784 For showing up, uh... 172 00:07:30,818 --> 00:07:32,119 Unannounced. 173 00:07:32,152 --> 00:07:34,922 But when this case Was overturned, 174 00:07:34,955 --> 00:07:36,757 I-I felt it was my duty 175 00:07:36,790 --> 00:07:40,260 To, uh, put aside my -- My personal worries. 176 00:07:40,293 --> 00:07:41,829 No apology necessary. 177 00:07:41,862 --> 00:07:44,131 Um, why don't you Have a seat? 178 00:07:44,164 --> 00:07:45,132 Oh, thank you. 179 00:07:45,165 --> 00:07:46,399 Um... 180 00:07:49,069 --> 00:07:50,971 Because, uh, A-as you know, 181 00:07:51,004 --> 00:07:53,574 We no longer possess The clinical sample 182 00:07:53,607 --> 00:07:55,576 Of the morphine used In the murder. 183 00:07:55,609 --> 00:07:57,511 And since you did Such excellent work 184 00:07:57,545 --> 00:08:00,180 In obtaining That spontaneous confession, 185 00:08:00,213 --> 00:08:03,383 We also never got Any other evidence. 186 00:08:04,151 --> 00:08:06,554 So, um... 187 00:08:06,587 --> 00:08:10,423 There are some...Concerns On the part of the d.A. -- 188 00:08:10,457 --> 00:08:11,358 Oh, for god's sake! 189 00:08:11,391 --> 00:08:12,960 Here's the deal -- 190 00:08:12,993 --> 00:08:15,529 You can't take the stand Looking like that, george. 191 00:08:15,563 --> 00:08:17,631 So, strap 'em down. 192 00:08:17,665 --> 00:08:19,466 Lose the dress. Cut the hair. 193 00:08:19,499 --> 00:08:22,603 Man up! 194 00:08:22,636 --> 00:08:24,004 Sorry. I'm afraid I can't do that. 195 00:08:24,037 --> 00:08:25,338 What -- you'd rather Walk around here, 196 00:08:25,372 --> 00:08:27,741 Waving those fun bags In the air?! 197 00:08:27,775 --> 00:08:29,342 All right, lieutenant, That's enough! That's not what I'm saying! 198 00:08:29,376 --> 00:08:31,078 Let me explain, please. 199 00:08:31,111 --> 00:08:32,546 Thank you. 200 00:08:37,150 --> 00:08:38,686 Detective andrews, 201 00:08:38,719 --> 00:08:41,521 D.D.A. Hobbs feels that She cannot put you on the stand 202 00:08:41,555 --> 00:08:43,256 As a woman. 203 00:08:45,593 --> 00:08:47,795 Well, I'm very sorry To hear you say that, 204 00:08:47,828 --> 00:08:51,498 Because I absolutely refuse To participate in this trial 205 00:08:51,531 --> 00:08:52,900 Dressed up like a man! 206 00:08:52,933 --> 00:08:55,669 Not only would I be Committing perjury, 207 00:08:55,703 --> 00:08:57,204 I'd be lying to myself, 208 00:08:57,237 --> 00:08:59,506 And I've gone To a great deal of trouble 209 00:08:59,539 --> 00:09:00,641 Not to do that anymore. 210 00:09:00,674 --> 00:09:02,810 Oh, lord have mercy! 211 00:09:02,843 --> 00:09:04,712 So, now what? 212 00:09:04,745 --> 00:09:06,747 We wait. She's a woman now. 213 00:09:06,780 --> 00:09:08,882 Maybe she'll change her mind. 214 00:09:08,916 --> 00:09:10,283 Georgette: so... 215 00:09:10,317 --> 00:09:12,753 Enjoy the protests. Uh... 216 00:09:12,786 --> 00:09:13,787 Excuse me. 217 00:09:14,955 --> 00:09:16,456 You know, andrews, 218 00:09:16,489 --> 00:09:18,258 When those doctors cut Your balls off, 219 00:09:18,291 --> 00:09:20,828 You should have had them pull The stick out of your ass 220 00:09:20,861 --> 00:09:21,929 At the same time! 221 00:09:21,962 --> 00:09:23,697 Oh! 222 00:09:23,731 --> 00:09:26,133 You -- 223 00:09:26,166 --> 00:09:27,500 You... 224 00:09:27,534 --> 00:09:29,870 Of all people -- You. 225 00:09:29,903 --> 00:09:31,839 I... 226 00:09:31,872 --> 00:09:33,140 I... 227 00:09:35,375 --> 00:09:37,210 What's happening? What -- 228 00:09:37,244 --> 00:09:38,746 What's he doing? 229 00:09:38,779 --> 00:09:40,480 What do you think she's doing? She's crying. 230 00:09:40,513 --> 00:09:41,348 You've hurt her feelings. 231 00:09:41,381 --> 00:09:42,515 Feelings?! 232 00:09:42,549 --> 00:09:44,885 Yes, my feelings! 233 00:09:44,918 --> 00:09:48,255 You -- You insensitive bastard. 234 00:09:48,288 --> 00:09:51,358 I came here Despite enormous fears, 235 00:09:51,391 --> 00:09:53,126 Because I wanted to do The right thing, 236 00:09:53,160 --> 00:09:54,427 And you've done nothing But insult me 237 00:09:54,461 --> 00:09:57,097 Since I stepped off That train. 238 00:09:57,130 --> 00:09:59,466 Well, I'm not going To let you bully me 239 00:09:59,499 --> 00:10:01,401 Into raising my hand 240 00:10:01,434 --> 00:10:04,571 And swearing That I'm a man. 241 00:10:04,604 --> 00:10:06,974 I won't do it! 242 00:10:09,810 --> 00:10:11,078 I can't. 243 00:10:11,111 --> 00:10:12,279 Aw. 244 00:10:12,312 --> 00:10:14,014 I can't. 245 00:10:14,047 --> 00:10:16,083 Oh, of course you can't. 246 00:10:16,116 --> 00:10:18,018 Oh, I'm so sorry. I... 247 00:10:20,387 --> 00:10:23,290 Great. So now we have no case. 248 00:10:23,323 --> 00:10:25,525 Yep, And no travel insurance. 249 00:10:32,099 --> 00:10:35,002 It's all right. 250 00:10:35,035 --> 00:10:37,337 So, is hobbs gonna dismiss The case? 251 00:10:37,370 --> 00:10:40,007 Um, not quite yet. 252 00:10:40,040 --> 00:10:42,910 Um, provided lieutenant provenza Treats her better, 253 00:10:42,943 --> 00:10:46,013 Detective andrews Has agreed to stay. 254 00:10:46,046 --> 00:10:47,580 M-maybe she can help us Find something 255 00:10:47,614 --> 00:10:49,416 Other than The spontaneous confession 256 00:10:49,449 --> 00:10:51,584 To connect doris osgood To the murder. 257 00:10:51,618 --> 00:10:53,754 So you're not going, then. 258 00:10:53,787 --> 00:10:54,888 I can't. I'm sorry. 259 00:10:54,922 --> 00:10:56,957 Well, Why don't we reschedule? 260 00:10:56,990 --> 00:10:59,559 No, no, no. It's okay. 261 00:10:59,592 --> 00:11:01,729 I-I know how much You were looking forward 262 00:11:01,762 --> 00:11:03,330 To us Learning how to ski. 263 00:11:03,363 --> 00:11:04,431 Oh, I'm still going. 264 00:11:04,464 --> 00:11:05,899 Huh? 265 00:11:05,933 --> 00:11:07,467 We already bought The package -- 266 00:11:07,500 --> 00:11:09,469 The hotel room, 267 00:11:09,502 --> 00:11:10,704 The lessons, the -- 268 00:11:10,738 --> 00:11:12,172 The massages. 269 00:11:12,205 --> 00:11:13,707 It's all been paid for. 270 00:11:13,741 --> 00:11:15,876 Oh, but you -- You can't go without me. 271 00:11:15,909 --> 00:11:17,344 Oh, I'll just drop joel At home, 272 00:11:17,377 --> 00:11:19,479 And I'll e-mail you Some pictures -- yeah. 273 00:11:19,512 --> 00:11:20,948 Oh! Have a nice murder. 274 00:11:20,981 --> 00:11:22,615 Hey. 275 00:11:22,649 --> 00:11:24,017 We bought massages? 276 00:11:26,553 --> 00:11:30,357 In the seven weeks doris osgood Spent impersonating a nurse 277 00:11:30,390 --> 00:11:33,493 In order to care For charles billings, 278 00:11:33,526 --> 00:11:36,696 She forged her signature On 23 checks 279 00:11:36,730 --> 00:11:39,699 And took out seven credit cards In his name. 280 00:11:39,733 --> 00:11:43,703 In all, she managed To steal almost $55,000. 281 00:11:46,639 --> 00:11:48,742 Uh, billings Had five grown kids, 282 00:11:48,776 --> 00:11:51,044 Uh, but none of them Noticed the theft 283 00:11:51,078 --> 00:11:52,813 Because they were Ripping him off, too. 284 00:11:52,846 --> 00:11:54,247 But the old man Finally got suspicious. 285 00:11:54,281 --> 00:11:55,749 That's why she killed him. 286 00:11:55,783 --> 00:11:59,619 A few days later, She tried selling his chagall, 287 00:11:59,652 --> 00:12:02,856 But the dealer she took it to Called the police. 288 00:12:02,890 --> 00:12:04,457 Uh, we got an autopsy. 289 00:12:04,491 --> 00:12:07,795 Uh, oxy lab found The excessive dose of morphine 290 00:12:07,828 --> 00:12:09,763 In billings' system. 291 00:12:09,797 --> 00:12:12,065 Questions, anyone? Uh, yes. 292 00:12:12,099 --> 00:12:13,867 Uh, detective andrews, Sir -- 293 00:12:13,901 --> 00:12:15,502 Ma'am. 294 00:12:15,535 --> 00:12:17,670 What happened To your penis? 295 00:12:17,704 --> 00:12:19,506 Detective sanchez, 296 00:12:19,539 --> 00:12:21,008 That is not An appropriate question! 297 00:12:21,041 --> 00:12:23,043 No, no, no, no. It's fine, chief johnson. 298 00:12:23,076 --> 00:12:25,012 In fact, I'd like to answer, If it's okay with you. 299 00:12:27,881 --> 00:12:29,416 Interestingly enough, Detective, 300 00:12:29,449 --> 00:12:30,951 I still have a lot Of the same equipment 301 00:12:30,984 --> 00:12:32,886 I had prior to the surgery. 302 00:12:32,920 --> 00:12:35,789 It's just been inverted... 303 00:12:35,823 --> 00:12:37,624 ...And, uh, refashioned 304 00:12:37,657 --> 00:12:40,427 To look pretty much like Any other woman's sex organs. 305 00:12:40,460 --> 00:12:43,964 In fact, the advances They've made in vaginoplasty 306 00:12:43,997 --> 00:12:46,800 Are truly amazing. 307 00:12:46,834 --> 00:12:48,902 Okay, That's very informative. 308 00:12:48,936 --> 00:12:50,503 Uh, one second, chief. Thank you so much. 309 00:12:50,537 --> 00:12:54,307 So, do you like men Or women now? 310 00:12:54,341 --> 00:12:56,910 As a matter of fact, I still like women. 311 00:12:56,944 --> 00:12:58,545 What? 312 00:12:59,512 --> 00:13:01,614 What? 313 00:13:01,648 --> 00:13:05,185 You had a sex change To become a lesbian? 314 00:13:05,218 --> 00:13:06,686 The change I underwent 315 00:13:06,719 --> 00:13:09,489 Had nothing to do With my sexual preference. 316 00:13:09,522 --> 00:13:11,658 It was more About how I identified 317 00:13:11,691 --> 00:13:14,127 With the world personally, 318 00:13:14,161 --> 00:13:16,096 And you weren't bothered That I was a lesbian 319 00:13:16,129 --> 00:13:16,997 When I was a guy. 320 00:13:17,030 --> 00:13:18,531 Oh, I'm sorry. 321 00:13:18,565 --> 00:13:20,567 All I heard was, "Blah, blah, blah, lesbian." 322 00:13:22,035 --> 00:13:25,205 Do you currently have A girlfriend? 323 00:13:25,238 --> 00:13:28,541 Uh, detective sanchez... Enough. 324 00:13:28,575 --> 00:13:30,543 Detective andrews, 325 00:13:30,577 --> 00:13:32,946 Um, doris osgood never really Was a registered nurse -- 326 00:13:32,980 --> 00:13:34,314 Is that correct? 327 00:13:34,347 --> 00:13:37,217 Yes, it turns out osgood Stole the identity 328 00:13:37,250 --> 00:13:39,286 Of an r.N. Named jane wesh, 329 00:13:39,319 --> 00:13:42,255 And she used her credentials To land a position 330 00:13:42,289 --> 00:13:44,992 At the doctor's office where Charles billings was a patient. 331 00:13:45,025 --> 00:13:47,594 And when billings Needed home care, 332 00:13:47,627 --> 00:13:48,996 Osgood volunteered. 333 00:13:49,029 --> 00:13:51,198 Wow. She really thought This thing out. 334 00:13:51,231 --> 00:13:53,200 Mm, and she was good At it, too -- 335 00:13:53,233 --> 00:13:55,135 Playing nurse, I mean -- 336 00:13:55,168 --> 00:13:58,438 In fact, so good, I thought she May have pulled the scam before. 337 00:13:58,471 --> 00:14:00,140 But her confession got her life Without parole, 338 00:14:00,173 --> 00:14:02,409 So we -- We never pursued it. 339 00:14:02,442 --> 00:14:05,012 I mean, if we had any Priors, we wouldn't need Osgood's confession. 340 00:14:05,045 --> 00:14:08,581 Well, we have Osgood's confession. 341 00:14:08,615 --> 00:14:10,918 Just because empty pants here Won't bite the bullet 342 00:14:10,951 --> 00:14:13,353 And put on the clothes That he was born to wear 343 00:14:13,386 --> 00:14:16,023 Doesn't mean that we can't have Somebody read his testimony 344 00:14:16,056 --> 00:14:17,690 In court. 345 00:14:17,724 --> 00:14:20,527 I believe you can only do that If he isn't available. 346 00:14:20,560 --> 00:14:22,896 He-e-e-e isn't available! 347 00:14:22,930 --> 00:14:24,597 This is not What we agreed to. 348 00:14:24,631 --> 00:14:27,400 Lieutenant, that is enough. 349 00:14:27,434 --> 00:14:29,802 Detective andrews is here On behalf of the l.A.P.D., 350 00:14:29,836 --> 00:14:32,639 And he's entitled To a supportive workplace. 351 00:14:32,672 --> 00:14:34,107 Plus, I was really Looking forward 352 00:14:34,141 --> 00:14:35,608 To staying at your house While I was here. 353 00:14:35,642 --> 00:14:36,843 All right. All right. 354 00:14:36,876 --> 00:14:38,845 My house -- fine. Just -- 355 00:14:38,878 --> 00:14:41,581 Just don't...Cry again, 356 00:14:41,614 --> 00:14:44,451 Please, god. 357 00:14:44,484 --> 00:14:46,253 How old is this picture Of doris osgood? 358 00:14:46,286 --> 00:14:47,787 Just a few weeks. 359 00:14:47,820 --> 00:14:49,789 Lompoc took it before she was Sent back to county. 360 00:14:49,822 --> 00:14:51,691 Is there anything older In her file? 361 00:14:51,724 --> 00:14:55,562 Uh, just an old dmv photo 362 00:14:55,595 --> 00:14:59,066 And an old booking photo From 2002. 363 00:14:59,099 --> 00:15:01,034 If billings Wasn't her first victim, 364 00:15:01,068 --> 00:15:03,436 Maybe there are others out there She murdered the same way. 365 00:15:03,470 --> 00:15:05,005 Uh, let's get ahold of ramos 366 00:15:05,038 --> 00:15:07,007 And have him publish These pictures in the paper. 367 00:15:07,040 --> 00:15:08,675 Maybe someone remembers Doris osgood 368 00:15:08,708 --> 00:15:09,776 As a very bad nurse. 369 00:15:09,809 --> 00:15:11,344 Chief, might I suggest 370 00:15:11,378 --> 00:15:13,780 That you publish some additional Photos of osgood? 371 00:15:13,813 --> 00:15:15,848 You never know exactly How much someone's appearance 372 00:15:15,882 --> 00:15:19,452 Might have changed Over time. 373 00:15:19,486 --> 00:15:22,455 D.D.A. Hobbs mentioned That doris osgood's son 374 00:15:22,489 --> 00:15:23,923 Was very involved In her defense. 375 00:15:23,957 --> 00:15:25,758 Why don't we invite him To stop by? 376 00:15:25,792 --> 00:15:27,995 Maybe he can help us find Some more pictures of his mom. 377 00:15:28,028 --> 00:15:30,430 Uh, chief, We're the enemy. 378 00:15:30,463 --> 00:15:32,832 Why would Osgood's son want to help us? 379 00:15:32,865 --> 00:15:35,969 Mr. Osgood, we believe that some Mistakes may have been made 380 00:15:36,003 --> 00:15:37,537 In the investigation Of your mother's case, 381 00:15:37,570 --> 00:15:40,007 Even beyond This whole oxy lab mess. 382 00:15:40,040 --> 00:15:41,674 A mistake like sending An innocent woman to prison 383 00:15:41,708 --> 00:15:43,043 For the rest of her life? 384 00:15:43,076 --> 00:15:44,544 Well, if that's what Happened, sir, 385 00:15:44,577 --> 00:15:46,479 The last thing The justice system would want 386 00:15:46,513 --> 00:15:48,982 Is to put your mother Back in jail. 387 00:15:49,016 --> 00:15:50,950 Why should I believe that? 388 00:15:50,984 --> 00:15:54,821 Well, I-I've been studying Your mother's case and... 389 00:15:54,854 --> 00:15:55,688 Have a seat, ma'am. 390 00:15:55,722 --> 00:15:57,490 Oh, thank you. 391 00:15:57,524 --> 00:16:00,060 ...Opened credit cards In mr. Billings' name, 392 00:16:00,093 --> 00:16:03,096 Tried to fence a chagall From his art collection, 393 00:16:03,130 --> 00:16:05,165 Stole the identity of an r.N., And impersonated a nurse, 394 00:16:05,198 --> 00:16:06,499 It doesn't necessarily Follow 395 00:16:06,533 --> 00:16:08,535 That she murdered The poor old man. 396 00:16:08,568 --> 00:16:10,970 He could have just As easily up and died Of natural causes. 397 00:16:11,004 --> 00:16:13,240 Okay, now, see, That's what I've been saying 398 00:16:13,273 --> 00:16:15,808 To anyone who would listen For the last seven years. 399 00:16:15,842 --> 00:16:17,944 My mother did nothing But try her very best 400 00:16:17,977 --> 00:16:19,546 To take care Of mr. Billings. 401 00:16:19,579 --> 00:16:20,880 Yeah, until she killed him. 402 00:16:20,913 --> 00:16:22,482 Believe me -- If she had her choice, 403 00:16:22,515 --> 00:16:24,684 Mom would have been off To nursing school so fast... 404 00:16:24,717 --> 00:16:27,154 So, she always wanted to work In the healthcare industry? 405 00:16:27,187 --> 00:16:30,523 Oh, yeah, but she gave up on That to put me through college. 406 00:16:30,557 --> 00:16:33,460 My mom wanted to save lives, Not e them. 407 00:16:33,493 --> 00:16:36,096 That's why I can't stop Till I prove she's innocent, 408 00:16:36,129 --> 00:16:38,465 Why I've hired new lawyers, Filed these appeals. 409 00:16:38,498 --> 00:16:39,899 It's taken nearly every penny I have. 410 00:16:39,932 --> 00:16:41,401 Well, it's been money Well spent, sir, 411 00:16:41,434 --> 00:16:43,670 Because she's almost free. 412 00:16:43,703 --> 00:16:45,238 If it weren't For that confession... 413 00:16:45,272 --> 00:16:47,507 She didn't confess. 414 00:16:47,540 --> 00:16:49,876 That cop -- 415 00:16:49,909 --> 00:16:53,180 He propositioned my mom, To put it nicely. 416 00:16:53,213 --> 00:16:55,014 And when she Turned him down, 417 00:16:55,048 --> 00:16:56,883 He got so angry, he lied 418 00:16:56,916 --> 00:17:00,187 And said she admitted To murdering billings. 419 00:17:00,220 --> 00:17:01,421 So... 420 00:17:01,454 --> 00:17:03,256 Was osgood your type? 421 00:17:03,290 --> 00:17:04,624 Mnh, not so much. 422 00:17:04,657 --> 00:17:07,760 I've always been more Into blond, bossy gals. 423 00:17:07,794 --> 00:17:09,362 Well, I apologize For that, sir. 424 00:17:09,396 --> 00:17:10,497 And the officer who arrested Your mom 425 00:17:10,530 --> 00:17:12,099 Doesn't work here anymore. 426 00:17:12,132 --> 00:17:15,602 So, let's see if we can set The record straight. 427 00:17:15,635 --> 00:17:17,404 What can I do To help you here? 428 00:17:17,437 --> 00:17:18,971 Well, If we could track back 429 00:17:19,005 --> 00:17:20,773 Through your mother's Employment history 430 00:17:20,807 --> 00:17:23,643 And find that there's no other Evidence of theft or fraud, 431 00:17:23,676 --> 00:17:25,878 We probably could convince The district attorney 432 00:17:25,912 --> 00:17:28,215 To drop all charges. 433 00:17:28,248 --> 00:17:29,516 Seriously? 434 00:17:29,549 --> 00:17:30,883 This could happen? 435 00:17:30,917 --> 00:17:32,285 If we could talk To some of the people 436 00:17:32,319 --> 00:17:33,820 That she worked for Prior to billings, 437 00:17:33,853 --> 00:17:35,322 If you remember Their names... 438 00:17:35,355 --> 00:17:36,789 Oh, I know them all. 439 00:17:36,823 --> 00:17:38,525 Do you want her last job To her first? 440 00:17:38,558 --> 00:17:40,193 That would be wonderful. 441 00:17:40,227 --> 00:17:42,762 She worked at city mutual bank For a while. 442 00:17:42,795 --> 00:17:45,732 And not only Did she not steal anything, 443 00:17:45,765 --> 00:17:48,000 Mom was employee of the month Three times. 444 00:17:48,034 --> 00:17:49,068 Brenda: good for her. 445 00:17:49,102 --> 00:17:50,703 Gabriel: And before that? 446 00:17:50,737 --> 00:17:54,207 She was an assistant manager At mondro tech in the valley. 447 00:17:54,241 --> 00:17:56,976 She did data entry For a beverly hills law firm -- 448 00:17:57,009 --> 00:17:58,711 Sustin and raber. 449 00:17:58,745 --> 00:18:01,881 And she worked as an assistant Administrator at tech "U" 450 00:18:01,914 --> 00:18:03,283 For two years. 451 00:18:03,316 --> 00:18:04,751 And before that, 452 00:18:04,784 --> 00:18:07,987 She drove for goody's Limo company in the valley. 453 00:18:08,020 --> 00:18:12,459 And, uh, she sold used cars For murphy's preowned sedans. 454 00:18:12,492 --> 00:18:14,127 That's the thing, You know? 455 00:18:14,161 --> 00:18:16,529 Mom was always searching, 456 00:18:16,563 --> 00:18:19,499 Going from job to job, Taking care of me, 457 00:18:19,532 --> 00:18:22,835 Without ever having time To really find herself. 458 00:18:25,872 --> 00:18:28,708 This isn't a story, just -- Just a bunch of pictures. 459 00:18:28,741 --> 00:18:30,210 What do you mean? It's a great story. 460 00:18:30,243 --> 00:18:31,411 Or it will be, 461 00:18:31,444 --> 00:18:32,812 When your newspaper Helps us 462 00:18:32,845 --> 00:18:36,015 Identify doris osgood's Other victims. 463 00:18:36,048 --> 00:18:37,984 If there are other victims. 464 00:18:38,017 --> 00:18:39,752 Mr. Ramos, in the interests Of public safety, 465 00:18:39,786 --> 00:18:41,087 Your newspaper Is obligated -- 466 00:18:41,120 --> 00:18:42,322 From the little I understand, Commander, 467 00:18:42,355 --> 00:18:43,523 Osgood's danger To the public 468 00:18:43,556 --> 00:18:45,024 Is highly speculative At this point. 469 00:18:45,057 --> 00:18:46,859 And if it turns out That she isn't guilty, 470 00:18:46,893 --> 00:18:49,362 We could be accused Of libel, right? 471 00:18:49,396 --> 00:18:51,864 So, if you want The pictures published, 472 00:18:51,898 --> 00:18:53,266 Buy an ad. 473 00:18:53,300 --> 00:18:54,901 Unh-unh, There's no money for that. 474 00:18:54,934 --> 00:18:57,704 Okay, then you can be Really radical 475 00:18:57,737 --> 00:19:03,075 And let ms. Andrews testify As a woman. 476 00:19:03,109 --> 00:19:04,544 Yeah, good, fine. Okay. It's an ad. 477 00:19:04,577 --> 00:19:06,012 Great. 478 00:19:06,045 --> 00:19:08,080 I highly recommend the double Page at the center fold, 479 00:19:08,114 --> 00:19:09,182 Just to grab people's Attention -- 480 00:19:09,216 --> 00:19:10,350 Full color, of course. 481 00:19:10,383 --> 00:19:11,584 Of course. Thanks, ricardo. 482 00:19:11,618 --> 00:19:12,585 You know, listen, I might be able 483 00:19:12,619 --> 00:19:14,654 To, uh, get you a discount 484 00:19:14,687 --> 00:19:17,790 If you want to let me know Who this ms. Andrews really is. Bye-bye. 485 00:19:17,824 --> 00:19:18,758 Yeah. 486 00:19:26,233 --> 00:19:27,166 Ah. 487 00:20:18,217 --> 00:20:19,252 Georgette: Morning, louie. 488 00:20:19,286 --> 00:20:22,722 Oh. 489 00:20:22,755 --> 00:20:26,225 Look at that. 490 00:20:26,259 --> 00:20:28,027 I'm surprised pope sprang For it. 491 00:20:28,060 --> 00:20:31,498 Well, chief johnson Gets what she wants. 492 00:20:31,531 --> 00:20:35,134 Well, with a caboose like that, Of course she does. 493 00:20:35,167 --> 00:20:37,136 Do you think the ad's Gonna work? 494 00:20:37,169 --> 00:20:38,638 Who knows? 495 00:20:38,671 --> 00:20:40,440 Of course, wouldn't Have to worry about it 496 00:20:40,473 --> 00:20:43,643 If you'd stop screwing around And do what's right. 497 00:20:43,676 --> 00:20:46,313 Oh, come on. We had An agreement. You Were going to be -- 498 00:20:46,346 --> 00:20:48,615 Did you think you could just Sashay off the train 499 00:20:48,648 --> 00:20:50,817 And everything Would be like old times? 500 00:20:50,850 --> 00:20:52,184 We're old friends, louie. 501 00:20:52,218 --> 00:20:55,522 No! No, I was friends with a guy Named george, 502 00:20:55,555 --> 00:20:57,590 Who doesn't exist anymore. 503 00:20:57,624 --> 00:20:59,258 Maybe he never did exist. 504 00:20:59,292 --> 00:21:00,993 Oh. 505 00:21:01,027 --> 00:21:03,229 Maybe one of the greatest Confessions 506 00:21:03,262 --> 00:21:06,799 In the history of the l.A.P.D. Never existed! 507 00:21:06,833 --> 00:21:11,304 Nobody else ever heard Doris osgood say -- 508 00:21:11,338 --> 00:21:12,672 All right, That's really low! 509 00:21:12,705 --> 00:21:14,474 You know I was Much too good a cop 510 00:21:14,507 --> 00:21:16,376 To file A false confession! 511 00:21:16,409 --> 00:21:19,045 And, yes, I look different. 512 00:21:19,078 --> 00:21:20,780 I'm not a man anymore, 513 00:21:20,813 --> 00:21:23,249 Which means I don't pee Standing up. 514 00:21:23,282 --> 00:21:25,051 I wear a dress Instead of a suit. 515 00:21:25,084 --> 00:21:26,419 I walk differently. 516 00:21:26,453 --> 00:21:28,020 I've changed how I do A lot of things, 517 00:21:28,054 --> 00:21:32,091 But not What's in my heart! 518 00:21:34,093 --> 00:21:37,797 I've always been Your friend, louie. 519 00:21:37,830 --> 00:21:41,934 You can't turn your back On all the years. 520 00:21:41,968 --> 00:21:43,269 Look at you. 521 00:21:43,302 --> 00:21:44,937 You're not even listening. 522 00:21:44,971 --> 00:21:48,007 The second people start talking About their feelings, you -- 523 00:21:48,040 --> 00:21:50,843 No. No, no. Wait. 524 00:21:50,877 --> 00:21:53,446 Wait. We were thinking Doris osgood 525 00:21:53,480 --> 00:21:54,614 Only changed Her appearance. 526 00:21:54,647 --> 00:21:55,815 Right. 527 00:21:55,848 --> 00:21:57,550 Maybe it was more Than that. 528 00:21:57,584 --> 00:21:59,285 Maybe we caught her Doing to billings 529 00:21:59,318 --> 00:22:00,787 What she had done To other people 530 00:22:00,820 --> 00:22:05,858 Because she not only changed What she looked like... 531 00:22:05,892 --> 00:22:10,897 She changed Her entire m.O. 532 00:22:10,930 --> 00:22:14,534 Oh, yes. 533 00:22:14,567 --> 00:22:17,236 We've had four callers Responding to our ad so far, 534 00:22:17,269 --> 00:22:19,572 And each one remembers Doris osgood providing care 535 00:22:19,606 --> 00:22:22,409 To a rich old family member As a nurse, 536 00:22:22,442 --> 00:22:24,944 And in each case, The patient supposedly died 537 00:22:24,977 --> 00:22:26,613 Of natural causes. 538 00:22:26,646 --> 00:22:29,782 Well, somehow, she did something Differently with billings. 539 00:22:29,816 --> 00:22:31,484 That's why we caught her. 540 00:22:31,518 --> 00:22:33,820 Each of them knew osgood By a different name, 541 00:22:33,853 --> 00:22:35,922 Names that we were able To confirm 542 00:22:35,955 --> 00:22:38,591 Were actual r.N.S working here In los angeles county. 543 00:22:38,625 --> 00:22:40,026 So she stole Their identities, too. 544 00:22:40,059 --> 00:22:41,594 That's exactly The same m.O. 545 00:22:41,628 --> 00:22:42,829 Gabriel: No, it's not. 546 00:22:42,862 --> 00:22:44,363 Osgood got the job With billings 547 00:22:44,397 --> 00:22:46,198 By working At his doctor's office, 548 00:22:46,232 --> 00:22:48,435 But each of the callers said That she was referred to them 549 00:22:48,468 --> 00:22:50,503 By an agency That no longer exists -- 550 00:22:50,537 --> 00:22:52,972 An rn home aid? 551 00:22:53,005 --> 00:22:56,075 See That's what we're saying. 552 00:22:56,108 --> 00:22:58,811 Well, a-as fascinating As that may be, lieutenant, 553 00:22:58,845 --> 00:23:00,747 How would knowing That she changed her m.O. 554 00:23:00,780 --> 00:23:03,215 Get us any closer To tying her to a murder? 555 00:23:03,249 --> 00:23:05,552 We -- we don't know That yet, 556 00:23:05,585 --> 00:23:07,386 But it's the key -- I'm sure. 557 00:23:13,993 --> 00:23:15,728 Chief, I got a woman On the phone 558 00:23:15,762 --> 00:23:20,166 Who says she thinks osgood Murdered her father in 2001. 559 00:23:26,939 --> 00:23:29,909 Ms. Casey, thank you so much For coming in to visit with us. 560 00:23:29,942 --> 00:23:31,410 I'm deputy chief johnson. 561 00:23:31,444 --> 00:23:33,179 Oh, it's nothing, dear. 562 00:23:33,212 --> 00:23:36,583 Now that I get all My programs recorded, 563 00:23:36,616 --> 00:23:38,451 I don't have To miss anything. 564 00:23:38,485 --> 00:23:40,119 Oh, that's good. 565 00:23:40,152 --> 00:23:42,522 And, now, I'm told That you're here today 566 00:23:42,555 --> 00:23:43,723 In response To the photographs 567 00:23:43,756 --> 00:23:45,357 That we put in the paper This morning? 568 00:23:45,391 --> 00:23:49,829 Yes, that's right. I knew that woman was a menace. 569 00:23:49,862 --> 00:23:53,533 And by "That woman," You mean, uh, mrs. Doris osgood, 570 00:23:53,566 --> 00:23:56,202 The woman you knew As nurse linda parker? 571 00:23:56,235 --> 00:23:57,236 Yes... 572 00:23:57,269 --> 00:23:59,238 Right again. 573 00:23:59,271 --> 00:24:00,540 I remember her. 574 00:24:00,573 --> 00:24:02,475 She had All her paperwork -- 575 00:24:02,509 --> 00:24:05,778 Social security number, A nurse's license, 576 00:24:05,812 --> 00:24:09,415 And even a referral From the agency. 577 00:24:09,448 --> 00:24:10,382 And that would be 578 00:24:10,416 --> 00:24:12,051 Rn home aid? 579 00:24:12,084 --> 00:24:14,153 You're 3 for 3. 580 00:24:14,186 --> 00:24:16,956 And what led you to use Their services? 581 00:24:16,989 --> 00:24:19,325 Oh, I think -- I think there was an issue 582 00:24:19,358 --> 00:24:21,761 With one of the other nurses We had hired, 583 00:24:21,794 --> 00:24:26,232 And daddy's insurance company Recommended that we replace her. 584 00:24:26,265 --> 00:24:28,501 And they gave you the name Of the agency? 585 00:24:28,535 --> 00:24:31,704 That I can't recall. 586 00:24:31,738 --> 00:24:34,807 You said a moment ago that Doris osgood was a "Menace." 587 00:24:34,841 --> 00:24:37,710 Can you tell me What you mean by that? 588 00:24:37,744 --> 00:24:41,814 A monet disappeared From my daddy's art collection 589 00:24:41,848 --> 00:24:45,417 The day after he fell down The stairs and died. 590 00:24:45,451 --> 00:24:50,356 And I suspected that woman Had taken it. 591 00:24:50,389 --> 00:24:51,591 So what did you do? 592 00:24:51,624 --> 00:24:53,993 I contacted The insurance company, 593 00:24:54,026 --> 00:24:57,396 And one of their security people Got the painting back, 594 00:24:57,429 --> 00:25:00,099 And he put the blame On one of our gardeners, 595 00:25:00,132 --> 00:25:01,433 Who fled to mexico To avoid arrest. 596 00:25:01,467 --> 00:25:03,135 Where are you going? 597 00:25:03,169 --> 00:25:04,370 Well, I'm gonna go see If I can talk to the guy 598 00:25:04,403 --> 00:25:05,905 Who brought That painting back. 599 00:25:05,938 --> 00:25:08,240 I can't imagine How he got there. 600 00:25:08,274 --> 00:25:09,809 Um... The man didn't even Have a car! 601 00:25:09,842 --> 00:25:11,243 You want to come with me? 602 00:25:11,277 --> 00:25:13,212 Let's go. He must have fled on foot! 603 00:25:13,245 --> 00:25:15,247 Some of them do that, You know. 604 00:25:15,281 --> 00:25:17,784 But I never believed 605 00:25:17,817 --> 00:25:21,020 That gardener knew the value Of the monet, 606 00:25:21,053 --> 00:25:27,459 Even though They were water lilies. 607 00:25:27,493 --> 00:25:29,295 Uh, you said your father Fell down the stairs. 608 00:25:29,328 --> 00:25:31,631 Was there an investigation made Into his death? 609 00:25:31,664 --> 00:25:33,966 There should have been, Don't you think? 610 00:25:35,501 --> 00:25:38,805 My daddy was confined To a wheelchair for months. 611 00:25:38,838 --> 00:25:40,873 He was so terrified Of the steps. 612 00:25:40,907 --> 00:25:44,977 Why he rode himself to the edge Of the stairway 613 00:25:45,011 --> 00:25:49,015 I'll never know. 614 00:25:50,316 --> 00:25:51,884 Uh, detective gabriel, 615 00:25:51,918 --> 00:25:54,286 I want exhumation orders On all of the patients 616 00:25:54,320 --> 00:25:56,122 That we can trace back To doris osgood. 617 00:25:56,155 --> 00:25:57,924 Are we clearing this With chief pope? 618 00:25:57,957 --> 00:25:59,592 I will, Just as soon as I'm done. 619 00:25:59,626 --> 00:26:01,260 Mm, nice shoes. 620 00:26:01,293 --> 00:26:04,631 Oh! Thank you. 621 00:26:04,664 --> 00:26:08,167 Um... 622 00:26:21,413 --> 00:26:23,349 You're familiar With mr. Casey. 623 00:26:23,382 --> 00:26:27,019 He had several broken bones, Indicative of a bad fall. 624 00:26:27,053 --> 00:26:28,788 Can't say whether he was pushed Down the stairs 625 00:26:28,821 --> 00:26:30,322 Or slipped on his own. 626 00:26:30,356 --> 00:26:33,159 Next, patients 2 and 3 -- 627 00:26:33,192 --> 00:26:35,327 Death certificates say they died Of natural causes, 628 00:26:35,361 --> 00:26:38,230 But, frankly, when you dig up Bodies this old, 629 00:26:38,264 --> 00:26:40,700 You'd be better off taking them To an archaeologist. 630 00:26:40,733 --> 00:26:45,004 Could you do a tox screen On their bones, just in case? 631 00:26:45,037 --> 00:26:46,906 Could you give me a hand? 632 00:26:49,976 --> 00:26:53,412 Thank you. Moving on. 633 00:26:53,445 --> 00:26:54,981 Patient 4 -- 634 00:26:55,014 --> 00:26:56,983 Death certificate Says "Natural causes," 635 00:26:57,016 --> 00:26:58,317 But -- detective. 636 00:26:58,350 --> 00:27:00,887 Ohh! 637 00:27:00,920 --> 00:27:03,222 Look there. 638 00:27:03,255 --> 00:27:04,156 Hmm? 639 00:27:04,190 --> 00:27:05,091 Her neck is broken -- 640 00:27:05,124 --> 00:27:06,659 Not proof of homicide, 641 00:27:06,693 --> 00:27:08,661 But it's hard to believe She did it on her own. 642 00:27:08,695 --> 00:27:10,362 Hmm. 643 00:27:10,396 --> 00:27:13,499 Wasn't the -- ugh -- Wasn't the body autopsied? 644 00:27:13,532 --> 00:27:14,834 No, none of them were 645 00:27:14,867 --> 00:27:17,003 Because they were all old And sick, 646 00:27:17,036 --> 00:27:19,438 And each of the physicians Signed off on cause of death. 647 00:27:19,471 --> 00:27:21,040 And the last body, Doctor? 648 00:27:21,073 --> 00:27:22,742 Yes. 649 00:27:24,844 --> 00:27:27,714 This poor lady was in a coma For two weeks 650 00:27:27,747 --> 00:27:29,381 Prior to her death. 651 00:27:29,415 --> 00:27:31,217 Certificate Says "Natural causes," 652 00:27:31,250 --> 00:27:32,852 But I have my doubts 653 00:27:32,885 --> 00:27:35,387 Because... 654 00:27:35,421 --> 00:27:39,025 Ew, what is that? 655 00:27:39,058 --> 00:27:41,794 It's the cap to a nasal-spray Bottle, detective. 656 00:27:41,828 --> 00:27:43,863 I'm guessing someone shoved This down this woman's throat, 657 00:27:43,896 --> 00:27:46,032 And she choked to death On it. 658 00:27:46,065 --> 00:27:48,768 I don't see anything natural About that. 659 00:27:52,939 --> 00:27:54,073 Here you go, chief. 660 00:27:54,106 --> 00:27:56,642 Oh, thank you. 661 00:27:56,675 --> 00:27:58,677 You exhumed five bodies?! 662 00:27:58,711 --> 00:28:00,112 I'm sorry. 663 00:28:00,146 --> 00:28:02,081 It's crunch time For doris osgood, 664 00:28:02,114 --> 00:28:03,515 And for your information, 665 00:28:03,549 --> 00:28:05,517 Three of those bodies Appear to have died 666 00:28:05,551 --> 00:28:07,519 Under suspicious Circumstances. 667 00:28:07,553 --> 00:28:09,521 And you can connect osgood To those cases? 668 00:28:09,555 --> 00:28:12,191 Well, we're trying to. Lieutenant provenza. 669 00:28:12,224 --> 00:28:15,795 Well, let's start way back At the beginning. 670 00:28:15,828 --> 00:28:19,365 Insurance companies Like to do background checks 671 00:28:19,398 --> 00:28:21,801 On anybody who has access To the valuables 672 00:28:21,834 --> 00:28:23,202 Of their richest clients. 673 00:28:23,235 --> 00:28:24,737 Housekeepers, Gardeners... 674 00:28:24,771 --> 00:28:26,605 Or nurses. Exactly. 675 00:28:26,638 --> 00:28:30,342 Now, in each of the cases Of potential murder here, 676 00:28:30,376 --> 00:28:33,379 Uh, all of the families had Different insurance companies. 677 00:28:33,412 --> 00:28:35,047 But each company contracted Background checks 678 00:28:35,081 --> 00:28:36,582 With the same Security analyst. 679 00:28:36,615 --> 00:28:41,754 And that security analyst's name Is sam osgood. 680 00:28:41,788 --> 00:28:44,957 Doris osgood's son. 681 00:28:44,991 --> 00:28:47,393 We found him Because he's the same guy 682 00:28:47,426 --> 00:28:50,596 Who returned ms. Casey's Stolen monet. 683 00:28:50,629 --> 00:28:52,731 You think sam osgood Is his mother's accomplice. 684 00:28:52,765 --> 00:28:54,600 He's the reason that the people For whom she worked 685 00:28:54,633 --> 00:28:55,835 Never reported Anything missing. 686 00:28:55,868 --> 00:28:57,169 Sam osgood covered it up. 687 00:28:57,203 --> 00:28:58,670 Except with billings, 688 00:28:58,704 --> 00:29:00,539 Where it looks like his mom Was flying solo. 689 00:29:00,572 --> 00:29:03,509 And that's the change In doris' m.O. -- 690 00:29:03,542 --> 00:29:06,578 She stopped working With her son! 691 00:29:06,612 --> 00:29:07,880 None of which proves murder. 692 00:29:07,914 --> 00:29:10,216 Chief, I got doris osgood In interview 1. 693 00:29:10,249 --> 00:29:12,751 Oh, thank you so much, Detective. Whoa. What is she doing here? 694 00:29:12,785 --> 00:29:14,320 We're hoping that, With a little encouragement, 695 00:29:14,353 --> 00:29:16,322 Mrs. Osgood Might confess again. 696 00:29:16,355 --> 00:29:19,225 What -- What kind of encour-- 697 00:29:19,258 --> 00:29:21,027 Wow. 698 00:29:21,060 --> 00:29:23,229 Morning, fellas. Chief johnson. 699 00:29:23,262 --> 00:29:26,398 There's the george That I remember. 700 00:29:26,432 --> 00:29:29,802 And there's the louie I miss. 701 00:29:29,836 --> 00:29:32,438 Uh, detective gabriel, If you wouldn't mind, 702 00:29:32,471 --> 00:29:33,873 Let's get ready to bring Mr. Osgood 703 00:29:33,906 --> 00:29:36,742 Into the electronics room, Please. 704 00:29:36,775 --> 00:29:38,610 What exactly Makes this different 705 00:29:38,644 --> 00:29:40,312 From taking the stand, Detective? 706 00:29:40,346 --> 00:29:42,949 I'm not perjuring myself In the interview room, chief. 707 00:29:42,982 --> 00:29:45,084 It's just a little Undercover work. 708 00:29:45,117 --> 00:29:47,653 Uh-huh, and what makes you Think that... 709 00:29:47,686 --> 00:29:49,755 George can get Your confession? 710 00:29:49,788 --> 00:29:53,492 Let's call it Women's intuition. 711 00:29:56,896 --> 00:29:59,899 Yeah. 712 00:30:03,735 --> 00:30:05,838 Doris, Nice to see you again. 713 00:30:05,872 --> 00:30:07,639 Don't even think about it. 714 00:30:07,673 --> 00:30:11,911 You remember Lieutenant provenza. 715 00:30:11,944 --> 00:30:14,213 Listen 716 00:30:14,246 --> 00:30:15,915 What happened Seven years ago, 717 00:30:15,948 --> 00:30:19,385 How I led you on -- I-I-I really do apologize. 718 00:30:19,418 --> 00:30:20,686 I know you're much too smart 719 00:30:20,719 --> 00:30:24,190 To fall for that kind Of thing again. 720 00:30:24,223 --> 00:30:26,292 Oh, those eyes -- 721 00:30:26,325 --> 00:30:28,427 Just as beautiful As I remember. 722 00:30:28,460 --> 00:30:31,130 And you're still Full of crap. 723 00:30:31,163 --> 00:30:33,399 My son said You didn't work here anymore. 724 00:30:33,432 --> 00:30:36,168 And yet here I am. 725 00:30:36,202 --> 00:30:37,669 How have you been? 726 00:30:37,703 --> 00:30:40,406 Lonely... 727 00:30:40,439 --> 00:30:41,974 ...Like you care. 728 00:30:42,008 --> 00:30:44,376 These past seven years -- You have no idea. 729 00:30:44,410 --> 00:30:45,811 I do. 730 00:30:45,844 --> 00:30:48,480 You've been in prison For a long time, 731 00:30:48,514 --> 00:30:53,119 And people look at you like, Uh, you're someone you're not. 732 00:30:53,152 --> 00:30:55,821 You have no opportunity Just to be yourself. 733 00:30:55,854 --> 00:30:57,556 Doris, I can relate. 734 00:30:57,589 --> 00:30:59,926 Can we move this along, Please? Oh -- 735 00:30:59,959 --> 00:31:01,727 Look, you can't question me About the billings case 736 00:31:01,760 --> 00:31:03,429 Without my lawyers Present. 737 00:31:03,462 --> 00:31:06,132 We want to talk to you about An entirely different matter. 738 00:31:06,165 --> 00:31:08,167 Like what? Oh, come on, doris. 739 00:31:08,200 --> 00:31:10,202 We know that billings Wasn't your first target. Lieutenant. 740 00:31:10,236 --> 00:31:12,338 I mean -- I mean -- Lieutenant, please. 741 00:31:12,371 --> 00:31:14,340 You've been running This nurse scam for years. 742 00:31:14,373 --> 00:31:16,542 Mr. Osgood, thank you so much For coming in. 743 00:31:16,575 --> 00:31:18,310 We thought you might like To see this. 744 00:31:18,344 --> 00:31:21,447 We've got you nailed on At least five other incidents. 745 00:31:21,480 --> 00:31:22,781 This is not constructive. 746 00:31:22,814 --> 00:31:24,216 My mother? We know about the agency. 747 00:31:24,250 --> 00:31:25,952 Where's her lawyer? 748 00:31:25,985 --> 00:31:28,054 We know About the art thefts. We talked about this. 749 00:31:28,087 --> 00:31:29,655 Well, we do! Have a seat, mr. Osgood. 750 00:31:29,688 --> 00:31:31,257 We're about to drop The billings case. 751 00:31:31,290 --> 00:31:33,459 We told your mother that Before we read her her rights. 752 00:31:33,492 --> 00:31:35,661 Please! We know about The identity theft! 753 00:31:35,694 --> 00:31:37,429 I don't know what you're trying To pull here. 754 00:31:37,463 --> 00:31:39,865 Just a second. Doris, I'm sorry. 755 00:31:39,898 --> 00:31:43,135 Why don't you give us A minute? 756 00:31:52,178 --> 00:31:53,879 He can be a real jerk. I apologize. 757 00:31:53,912 --> 00:31:55,547 That's him -- 758 00:31:55,581 --> 00:31:58,250 That's the cop She confessed to last time. 759 00:31:58,284 --> 00:31:59,986 You said He didn't work here anymore. He doesn't. 760 00:32:00,019 --> 00:32:01,387 Doris, you should know 761 00:32:01,420 --> 00:32:05,024 That I actually think That the other five thefts 762 00:32:05,057 --> 00:32:09,195 We've discovered are good news For you and your lawyers. 763 00:32:09,228 --> 00:32:11,230 "Good news." how? 764 00:32:11,263 --> 00:32:13,432 This guy's unbelievable. 765 00:32:13,465 --> 00:32:15,968 She's not gonna fall For the same lies again. 766 00:32:16,002 --> 00:32:17,469 When you told me 767 00:32:17,503 --> 00:32:19,805 That you killed charles billings Seven years ago, 768 00:32:19,838 --> 00:32:22,841 You sold your story Like a pro, 769 00:32:22,874 --> 00:32:24,943 But just between You and me, 770 00:32:24,977 --> 00:32:27,980 I think you were only Trying to protect your son. 771 00:32:28,014 --> 00:32:29,081 What? 772 00:32:29,115 --> 00:32:30,816 Now, I know you love sam. 773 00:32:30,849 --> 00:32:33,185 You think he's been in Your corner for this retrial, 774 00:32:33,219 --> 00:32:35,687 But when he offered up The information 775 00:32:35,721 --> 00:32:37,889 About all those people That you robbed 776 00:32:37,923 --> 00:32:39,225 While impersonating A nurse... 777 00:32:39,258 --> 00:32:42,628 Why, I never... 778 00:32:42,661 --> 00:32:44,563 Sam wouldn't make up things Like that. That's a lie. 779 00:32:44,596 --> 00:32:46,398 He's lying to her! What are you Talking about? 780 00:32:46,432 --> 00:32:48,700 Your son is trying To bury you, doris... Easy. 781 00:32:48,734 --> 00:32:49,735 ...Make us put you away For good 782 00:32:49,768 --> 00:32:52,171 So he can keep All the money. 783 00:32:52,204 --> 00:32:53,905 He got you those jobs. 784 00:32:53,939 --> 00:32:56,208 He -- he picked the artwork For you to steal. 785 00:32:56,242 --> 00:32:59,745 And then sam fenced it -- Isn't that right? 786 00:32:59,778 --> 00:33:02,314 You're a loving, Trusting mother 787 00:33:02,348 --> 00:33:05,617 Exploited By a psychotic child 788 00:33:05,651 --> 00:33:07,986 Who's selling you out For his own gain. 789 00:33:08,020 --> 00:33:10,056 No. No. That can't be true. 790 00:33:10,089 --> 00:33:11,157 Doris... 791 00:33:11,190 --> 00:33:13,425 How would I know About all this 792 00:33:13,459 --> 00:33:17,329 If sam hadn't told me? 793 00:33:19,831 --> 00:33:22,768 And I'm truly sorry 794 00:33:22,801 --> 00:33:24,203 That I helped put you In prison, 795 00:33:24,236 --> 00:33:28,640 So, please, Help me set you free. 796 00:33:33,645 --> 00:33:38,350 After all I gave up For him. 797 00:33:41,387 --> 00:33:44,890 When he came up With this plan, I -- 798 00:33:44,923 --> 00:33:46,024 Well, I knew it was wrong. 799 00:33:46,058 --> 00:33:47,659 What is she saying? 800 00:33:47,693 --> 00:33:48,727 When he was working For the insurance company. 801 00:33:48,760 --> 00:33:50,229 Oh, my god. Yeah. 802 00:33:50,262 --> 00:33:53,432 They'd hired him To do background checks. 803 00:33:53,465 --> 00:33:55,201 I was so proud of him At first. 804 00:33:55,234 --> 00:33:57,769 Background checks? On whom, exactly? 805 00:33:57,803 --> 00:34:00,206 Employees Of their wealthy clients. 806 00:34:00,239 --> 00:34:03,975 As a security analyst, He -- 807 00:34:04,009 --> 00:34:06,612 He'd have access To people's homes, and... 808 00:34:08,880 --> 00:34:14,820 And when he found a rich person Who, uh, had home care -- 809 00:34:14,853 --> 00:34:16,788 And, I mean, Who else could afford it? -- 810 00:34:16,822 --> 00:34:19,258 He'd pretend that someone On the nursing staff 811 00:34:19,291 --> 00:34:22,694 Was a security risk And get them fired, 812 00:34:22,728 --> 00:34:24,863 And then... 813 00:34:24,896 --> 00:34:27,833 Well, he would refer the family To this agency 814 00:34:27,866 --> 00:34:29,067 That he'd set up. 815 00:34:29,101 --> 00:34:30,736 Which was a sham, Correct? 816 00:34:30,769 --> 00:34:33,205 I was the only one there. 817 00:34:33,239 --> 00:34:38,009 And with his position, He was... 818 00:34:38,043 --> 00:34:41,713 Able to steal me New identities. 819 00:34:42,981 --> 00:34:45,551 Ohh, I didn't want To do it, 820 00:34:45,584 --> 00:34:49,621 I swear, But when it started, 821 00:34:49,655 --> 00:34:51,123 He told me at first 822 00:34:51,157 --> 00:34:53,425 That I was just 823 00:34:53,459 --> 00:34:56,662 Finally gonna get To be a nurse. 824 00:34:56,695 --> 00:34:58,330 My own mother. 825 00:34:58,364 --> 00:34:59,598 I can't believe it. 826 00:34:59,631 --> 00:35:02,534 Good. That's so good. 827 00:35:05,371 --> 00:35:07,539 Um, just, um... 828 00:35:07,573 --> 00:35:08,640 Write down What we talked about. 829 00:35:08,674 --> 00:35:09,675 Okay. 830 00:35:09,708 --> 00:35:12,678 And, uh... 831 00:35:12,711 --> 00:35:14,112 We're gonna put an end To this. 832 00:35:14,146 --> 00:35:17,216 Okay. 833 00:35:21,853 --> 00:35:23,989 You know you have absolutely Nothing to hold me on. 834 00:35:24,022 --> 00:35:26,258 Because your mother thought up The whole thing, didn't she? 835 00:35:26,292 --> 00:35:28,594 She convinced you to get her Jobs in rich people's homes, 836 00:35:28,627 --> 00:35:30,529 And once she was in, She stole what she wanted 837 00:35:30,562 --> 00:35:35,201 And demanded that you Fence it for her. 838 00:35:35,234 --> 00:35:36,101 You! 839 00:35:36,134 --> 00:35:39,705 Hey! Hey, whoa, whoa! 840 00:35:40,772 --> 00:35:42,474 Ugh! 841 00:35:42,508 --> 00:35:45,844 You may want to rethink this, Sonny. 842 00:35:47,913 --> 00:35:48,847 Oh... 843 00:35:54,620 --> 00:35:56,922 You know what? 844 00:35:56,955 --> 00:36:00,959 It doesn't make any difference What any of you believe, 845 00:36:00,992 --> 00:36:04,496 Because we're more than 7 years Out on all these crimes, 846 00:36:04,530 --> 00:36:06,365 And as a professional Security analyst, 847 00:36:06,398 --> 00:36:07,899 I'm happy to inform you 848 00:36:07,933 --> 00:36:09,968 That the statute Of limitations ran out 849 00:36:10,001 --> 00:36:12,304 On these so-called "Thefts" A long time ago. 850 00:36:12,338 --> 00:36:14,540 On the thefts, yes, But not on the murders. 851 00:36:14,573 --> 00:36:18,344 Murders. What murders? 852 00:36:18,377 --> 00:36:19,911 Hey, billings -- 853 00:36:19,945 --> 00:36:22,314 That's still just his word Against hers. 854 00:36:22,348 --> 00:36:23,682 Besides, I wasn't even working With her. 855 00:36:23,715 --> 00:36:25,150 She's not talking About billings. 856 00:36:25,183 --> 00:36:26,852 She's talking About all the other people 857 00:36:26,885 --> 00:36:28,420 That died Under your mother's care. 858 00:36:28,454 --> 00:36:31,590 They were old. It's called natural causes. 859 00:36:31,623 --> 00:36:33,625 I have evidence to the contrary, Mr. Osgood. 860 00:36:33,659 --> 00:36:35,126 Pope: and from what your mother Just told us, 861 00:36:35,160 --> 00:36:36,895 It shouldn't be too hard To convince a jury 862 00:36:36,928 --> 00:36:41,300 That you were responsible For several other murders, also. 863 00:36:41,333 --> 00:36:43,369 U-unless -- unless 864 00:36:43,402 --> 00:36:47,172 Your mother was the one Who killed those people. 865 00:36:47,205 --> 00:36:49,575 Come on. 866 00:36:49,608 --> 00:36:51,610 What do you want from me? 867 00:36:51,643 --> 00:36:54,145 I can't. She's my mom. 868 00:36:54,179 --> 00:36:55,681 Who just rolled on you. 869 00:36:55,714 --> 00:36:57,449 What are you Protecting her for? 870 00:36:57,483 --> 00:37:01,620 It's either you or her, Sir. 871 00:37:01,653 --> 00:37:03,188 All right, then. 872 00:37:03,221 --> 00:37:05,223 Detective, would you take Mr. Osgood downstairs 873 00:37:05,257 --> 00:37:06,258 And book him -- No. No, wait. 874 00:37:06,292 --> 00:37:07,426 Okay. 875 00:37:07,459 --> 00:37:10,696 Okay. 876 00:37:14,065 --> 00:37:18,604 She killed her patients, All right? 877 00:37:18,637 --> 00:37:22,107 She killed her patients. 878 00:37:22,140 --> 00:37:25,677 And when she got away with it The first time, it -- 879 00:37:25,711 --> 00:37:27,679 It just got easier For her. 880 00:37:27,713 --> 00:37:29,180 Who? Who did she kill? 881 00:37:29,214 --> 00:37:30,849 The ones Who got suspicious. 882 00:37:30,882 --> 00:37:33,319 I don't remember Their names. 883 00:37:33,352 --> 00:37:34,620 One she strangled. 884 00:37:34,653 --> 00:37:36,422 Breaking her neck In the process? 885 00:37:36,455 --> 00:37:40,058 She, uh, stuffed something down The second one's throat. 886 00:37:40,091 --> 00:37:42,060 Well, that would be A nasal-spray cap. 887 00:37:42,093 --> 00:37:43,929 And pushed the third one Down the stairs. 888 00:37:43,962 --> 00:37:45,631 That'd be Ms. Casey's father. 889 00:37:45,664 --> 00:37:49,335 And after his daughter called Me, all suspicious... 890 00:37:49,368 --> 00:37:51,269 About the monet That your mother stole? 891 00:37:51,303 --> 00:37:52,871 Which I had to pull back From my fence 892 00:37:52,904 --> 00:37:54,205 And return to the family, 893 00:37:54,239 --> 00:37:57,242 I realized That she'd gone too far. 894 00:37:59,345 --> 00:38:01,713 I wanted out. I... 895 00:38:01,747 --> 00:38:05,451 I told her to stop. 896 00:38:05,484 --> 00:38:08,720 But she couldn't, So she went on without me. 897 00:38:09,688 --> 00:38:11,490 And just like I thought, 898 00:38:11,523 --> 00:38:15,226 She got caught after murdering That poor mr. Billings. 899 00:38:15,260 --> 00:38:19,365 Oh, my god. 900 00:38:22,934 --> 00:38:24,302 Very good, mr. Osgood. 901 00:38:24,336 --> 00:38:28,407 I know how difficult That must have been. 902 00:38:30,942 --> 00:38:35,013 Detective, would you please Take mr. Osgood downstairs And book him for -- What? 903 00:38:35,046 --> 00:38:36,915 Book me? You can't hold me On those thefts. 904 00:38:36,948 --> 00:38:38,817 True, but I'm sure they'll Come up at your murder trial. 905 00:38:38,850 --> 00:38:40,352 That was my mother! 906 00:38:40,386 --> 00:38:42,788 And you were her partner And aware of her actions. 907 00:38:42,821 --> 00:38:44,790 But I didn't Kill them myself! 908 00:38:44,823 --> 00:38:47,959 Well, mr. Osgood, as one "Professional" to another, 909 00:38:47,993 --> 00:38:49,528 I'm happy to inform you 910 00:38:49,561 --> 00:38:52,130 That the law doesn't see it That way. 911 00:38:52,163 --> 00:38:56,802 Detective. 912 00:38:56,835 --> 00:38:58,637 Now, gentlemen, Would you please do the honors 913 00:38:58,670 --> 00:39:00,872 And arrest Our florence nightingale? 914 00:39:00,906 --> 00:39:04,009 Ah. 915 00:39:05,310 --> 00:39:08,013 Ladies first. 916 00:39:17,456 --> 00:39:19,090 Fritzi? Hi. 917 00:39:19,124 --> 00:39:21,292 Oh, I wish you'd pick up. 918 00:39:21,326 --> 00:39:22,794 I'm grabbing my things 919 00:39:22,828 --> 00:39:28,467 And driving up to big bear For the last night. 920 00:39:30,368 --> 00:39:32,003 Fritzi? 921 00:39:32,037 --> 00:39:35,373 I'm in the bathroom! 922 00:39:38,510 --> 00:39:40,045 What are you doing?! 923 00:39:40,078 --> 00:39:41,880 Well... 924 00:39:41,913 --> 00:39:44,282 On the chair lift going up The bunny slope this afternoon, 925 00:39:44,315 --> 00:39:47,519 I just realized... 926 00:39:47,553 --> 00:39:49,788 ...I missed you. 927 00:39:49,821 --> 00:39:52,057 Oh! 928 00:39:52,090 --> 00:39:53,759 Yeah, the truth is, 929 00:39:53,792 --> 00:39:57,563 I don't like traveling anymore Without my wife. 930 00:39:57,596 --> 00:40:02,400 That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard. 931 00:40:05,904 --> 00:40:07,506 Also, on the first run, 932 00:40:07,539 --> 00:40:09,975 This 12-year-old kid cut me off And I hurt my knee. 933 00:40:10,008 --> 00:40:11,242 Ohh. 934 00:40:11,276 --> 00:40:13,912 Now, get in here! Whoa! 935 00:40:16,515 --> 00:40:18,149 Oh, no! Oh, no! 936 00:40:18,183 --> 00:40:21,319 Get in here. 937 00:40:26,958 --> 00:40:29,127 Flynn: here's to unmasking The bad guys. 938 00:40:29,160 --> 00:40:30,328 Hear, hear! 939 00:40:34,800 --> 00:40:36,802 Whoo! Whoo-hoo-hoo! 940 00:40:36,835 --> 00:40:38,336 Listen. 941 00:40:38,369 --> 00:40:41,873 I, um, I want to apologize... 942 00:40:41,907 --> 00:40:44,209 For being unable 943 00:40:44,242 --> 00:40:47,479 To completely come to grips With this thing. 944 00:40:47,513 --> 00:40:50,381 Louie, I know it's not easy. 945 00:40:50,415 --> 00:40:52,584 It wasn't for me, either. 946 00:40:52,618 --> 00:40:55,120 Hey, I mean, you know, 947 00:40:55,153 --> 00:40:58,223 If you were 20 years younger And I had never met you... 948 00:40:58,256 --> 00:41:01,359 Mm ...And if you weren't A lesbian... 949 00:41:01,392 --> 00:41:02,928 You'd be perfect For each other. 950 00:41:02,961 --> 00:41:04,830 Well, I... 951 00:41:04,863 --> 00:41:07,265 I'm not sure I even have it in me anymore. 952 00:41:07,298 --> 00:41:11,002 Oh, you still have it In you. 953 00:41:12,771 --> 00:41:13,905 Well, I mean... 954 00:41:13,939 --> 00:41:14,640 Huh? 955 00:41:14,673 --> 00:41:15,674 I mean, wow. 956 00:41:15,707 --> 00:41:16,975 Oh, I know. 957 00:41:17,008 --> 00:41:19,477 They're nice, huh? 958 00:41:19,511 --> 00:41:21,947 Flynn, you ought To check these out! 959 00:41:21,980 --> 00:41:24,149 Yeah. No thanks. I'm good. 960 00:41:24,182 --> 00:41:26,151 I should probably Get on board. 961 00:41:26,184 --> 00:41:27,553 Uh, andy... 962 00:41:27,586 --> 00:41:30,288 Let's not go so long Next time. 963 00:41:30,321 --> 00:41:32,524 Louie... 964 00:41:32,558 --> 00:41:34,526 Thanks for everything. 965 00:41:34,560 --> 00:41:39,064 That was a brave thing You did -- coming back... 966 00:41:39,097 --> 00:41:43,234 ...Georgette. 967 00:41:50,976 --> 00:41:54,479 It was good for me, too. 968 00:42:13,665 --> 00:42:18,036 So...You ready to go, Louie? 969 00:42:19,237 --> 00:42:21,106 Call me that Just once more, 970 00:42:21,139 --> 00:42:25,043 And georgette won't be my only Ex-partner without a penis.